MEET THE LITTLE MARTIAN

“Put your mask on” The little martian nags. “It is on, relax! Everyone has it now in any case.” “Put your mask on!” He insists, his...

The little martian. The little martian. The little martian. His name buzzes around my brain like a blue-bellied fly on steroids. He has...

The little martian appears visibly distressed as he sees me take another bite. “You’re not supposed to chomp” he huffs. “It's chocolate!...

The little martian can’t understand why I have such old flowers in my room. “They are pretty” I tell him for the 4th time that day. “but...

“turn it upside down, inside out, peer at it from above and below, break open its external shell, look into its center, doubt it, take it...

The little martian in the purple spacesuit insists I don’t name him. He thinks I am trying to domesticate him. He launched into a tirade...

The little martian in the purple spacesuit has declared us friends. Oh, he tells me that is a stretch, we are allies, at best. We got off...

Rumbling rollerblades on a rolling roller coaster, you hit the brakes too soon or not at all. You look both ways before crossing the...